I've tried to make Mykey love me, but he just won't concede.
I'd fuck him RIGHT HERE AND NOW if he'd let me.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

I cannot think of a more worrying mental image to wake up to in the morning

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

It's a good thing you don't share a bed with me and Mykey, then.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

He seems to be playing
a little hard to get in that he seldom replies to your flirting, though.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

It's very upsetting :(

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)