I've heard
she's not even going to let you get fingers and tops.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

That's par for the course on a cinema date, no?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

fuck yeah
it's the going exchange rate. And paying for her Maccy D's is usually worth a hand-job, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

Burger King, puh-lease.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

Shit
see this is where it all goes wrong. I'd have tried something ridiculous like a small family-run spanish place. Epic fail.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)