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I'm taking this girl to the cinema tonight
I hope she isn't just using me because I'm paying, i really like her and am merely using this as an excuse to try it on with her, which she is well aware of and hopefully this means that she reciprocates my feelings towards her, otherwise why would she come?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
rape her
its the only fair thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
She's well aware that you're paying and is debating coming just for the free ticket.
I'd steer well clear if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
I've heard
she's not even going to let you get fingers and tops.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
That's par for the course on a cinema date, no?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
fuck yeah
it's the going exchange rate. And paying for her Maccy D's is usually worth a hand-job, right?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
Burger King, puh-lease.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
Shit
see this is where it all goes wrong. I'd have tried something ridiculous like a small family-run spanish place. Epic fail.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
I had this idea but though better of it.
Your post I mean, not her being an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
I'm not sure I thin-OH HO, IT'S YOU IN THE PREVIOUS POST

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
get her drunk
then leave her in the cinema
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
Ho ho ho.
Of course, if this was a real Rik post, it would read:

"I'm taking this girl to the cinema tonight
She's got cracking tits and I reckon she probably does anal on the first date, so I'm going to bend her over the ticket desk and shove it up her tight little bot-bot while my Mum buys us some popcorn. I will never understand true love, as the one girl I thought I would be with forever dumped me like a fat man on the toilet. Since then, I've just been a ridiculous charicature of the worst kind of scum found in Zoo magazine."
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
Then Bud would reply with something along the lines of
'I'm better at not doing all the things that you do that are really stupid'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
I don't claim to be better than anyone!
This is a terrible misconception perpetrated by common media!

All I do is call other people shit, and just get on with being better on the quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
*clicks this, hard*

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
Don't go
I have it on good authority that she smells.
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
perhaps she just needs to see how she'd look with a tan by feeding off your orange glow?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
I'm surprised they let him in the cinema.
I'd have thought the glow would distract other viewers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
They could send him up and down the aisles with a tray of choc-ices
it'd save a fortune on torch batteries
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
I'd invite her still, but also invite a better looking female friend and put all your attention to her.
Solve the money grabbing free loader right.

Also tell her that her hair looks like a Galaxy of Cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)