Pints of what?
Drinking pints of spunk probably makes you straight, if you're female.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

Beer
But I realise that was a silly comment, as I do that, and I am not gay.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

drinking pints of spunk
makes you fucking odd.

Or Marc Almond LOLurbanlegend
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)