She's a horrible hideous woman.
And her kids are called Bristol, Trig and Track.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

Her daughter's named after her best feature.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)