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I would like to counter that I would only go after a cabbage if it looked like Julia Stiles.
I love good ol' boys from Alaska.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
I'm going to eat my mobile

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
POSTING FOR SHOCK VALUE SINCE 2006

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)

POSTING FOR SHOCK VALUE SINCE BORING BORING BORING BORING CIRCA
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
Boring.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
A mere morsal for such a fat face.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
MOONKWAI!

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
:(((((

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
Tee Hee....
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&hs=LvZ&resnum=0&q=adrian%20monk&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
MOONKWAI!
MOON K WAIT!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
Best UN Secretary General, EVER!

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
NEAR THE TOP
I just walked back from the post office in a hilarious Norfolk torrential downpour. My driveway is filling with water as we speak.

I was actually soaked through three layers of clothing, my shoes were squishing, and my jeans were so wet they were actually heavy to walk in. Even the tissues in my pocket are now soaking wet. I had to put my hair in a towel.

THE INTERNET MUST KNOW THIS!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
I'm warm and dry and wishing I looked like Adele.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
You utter cunt
I'm going to eat some icecream just to spite you :P
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
All the internet is going to read is "THE BARONESS IN A WET T SHIRT"

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
and they'll all have their own soaking wet tissues in a few minutes.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
You think they'll have time to reach for the tissues?

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
The KFC handi-wipes left over from lunch should still be within reach.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
And they'll be wearing nothing but dressing gowns, so there's no pesky fly to fumble with.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
There's a little puddle on the floor under my jeans :*(

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
*pulls collar to one side*
Well, I, erm, gwah, erm, I have to go... outside... for three minutes.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
Oh shit, MUUUUUUUM, IT HAPPENED AGAIN, A LADY WAS NAKED ON THE INTERNET..... yes hun, just put them in the wash and go have a shower.....** sigh **... I really should install Net Nanny.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
"But Muuuuuuuum, I had a shower LAST month"

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
hive collective weather?


oh no .... you were talking about ... masturbation.... over an OMGinternetgirl .. how very dare you.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
I love the phrase "how very dare you".
Thank you for using it on the internet.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
*straps a jetpack to a moose*
*fires cabbages out of a cannon*

WINFEST
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
Never mind, I think I'll stay in bed.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
I got bored reading that.
I don't understand american politics, from what I gather, they can choose between a slightly right party and an extream right party.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
Yes, it works the same as over here.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
But we've got quite a few choices, all the way along the political compus.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
But only two that can actually form a government.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
That's not really how it works at all, at all.
But then, you don't really give a flying fuck about politics anywhere, do you?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
My mistake.
Here's how it works:

You have the illusion of choice between a right-wing party and an extreme right-wing party, then there's an election, which the extreme right-wing party wins before the votes are counted, or all of the black people's votes are thrown away.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
I'm going to resist the temptation to be glib, here.
The American political organisations aren't parties at all in the sense that the term is used throughout the rest of the democratic world.
They exist only to form voting blocks for the presidential elections, and have no other coherence.
Also, while American politics would have a centre that is somewhat to the right of the European model, both of their main political organisations have policies on either side of that centre.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
....
On this thing: www.politicalcompass.org/ , I came out slightly under the line, and slighly to the left. (about -2/-3 or -3/-2)

I was always under the impression that I'm slightly to the right and slightly above the line.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
Very slightly left wing economics, massively libertarian.
No real surprise, there.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
Though I don't think that test is well constructed.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
I think it's based on the generalized American standpoint, that from my impressions, isn't as centered as the UK.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
It's very American, but that's not my problem.
It should give the option for "no opinion" or "neutral" for the questions.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)
It explains carefully in the FAQ why it doesn't

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
I'm sure it does.
But that doesn't mean I'm going to like it.
Also I feel it would be nice to have the option of saying that a statement is meaningless, but I can guess why they wouldn't.
Maybe they also explain that in the FAQ.
If only there were some way to find out.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
I'm interested in it, in the respect that I have uninformed opinons because I can never be arsed to read _every_ policy from _every_ party.
I've always thought that I shouldn't be given the opertunity to vote, because I don't know enough about the subject.

However, it was pointed out to me that it is my morel duety to vote; and by which if I belive the above, it is also my morel duety to learn more about it
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
Well, that's the thing about democracy.
It means the people have the right to run the country.
But if they don't educate themselves about ti then some other cunt will run it for them.
and if that happens, it's the people's fault, not the cunt's.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
It's probably been done, but someone should do a simple form along the lines of the following
Imigration
- Close the boarder
- They can come in, aslong as they contribute and don't take anything
- They're welcome, and we'll give them a helping hand until they on their feet.
- They're welcome aslong as they're from a warzone and not for financial reason.
- ....etc

With tick boxes, and at the end, it'll tell you what % you are closest to what party.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
Anyone here from the north east btw? I'm bored and lonely after
coming back to the UK after a year in Germings, so I need to make new friends! :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
you'll find it's mainly soft southern shites round these parts

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
Me, minimum fuss and Lord Gnome.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
North East of England, not Iron

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
You should have said so.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
I give up on you.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
wildheart baby
lives in gateshead. He's brilliant, give him a gaz.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
He seems scary :(
:'(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
he's lovely
though usually skint. Most north east b3tans I've met are old skool and not really around, but slim, fasset, harpski, HP, dominocat, tart monkey are all in that area. And more, I've a shit memory.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
I'll keep pestering the board until someone pokes though
so to speak
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
im really OLD North East
but i dont count cos i'm 46


pffft
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
He's ten kinds of awesome

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
He's a real top bloke, I like him.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
There's a charming young chap called Jam Master Geordie who's in the North East.
He loves socialising with b3tans.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
I like cabbage
and I like julia stiles.

I can't be bothered reading that article though
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
I'd go after the cabbage if it looked like her harlot of a daughter.
Where have you been hiding, Moose?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
She does seen to have some choice fun bags.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
I also have Tizer and a Boost bar.
Oh MYOMNYOMNYOM
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
Mainly at my desk.
Sometimes at the house.
Sometimes at hers.
Very occasionally out of the country :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
Nicely done.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
She's a horrible hideous woman.
And her kids are called Bristol, Trig and Track.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
Her daughter's named after her best feature.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
I have a strong opinion on this
Which in no way is copied from my internet chumsso as to make me look more informed than actually i am.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)