My friend in Cape Town caught a dose of Scabies.
Her flatmate wanted to move out because of it! Bloody hell, it's not fucking LEPROSY.

How are you all? MUAH
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

She caught it from you.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

I am 1500 km away, DOOFUS

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

Wow, that IS infectious! :-D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

Hahaha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

she caught it slowly.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

See, now, you didn't have to insult me, did you?
I was just saying you gave her a present and now look.

BAM! BOU IS ON THE OFFENSIVE.

ON THE
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

YOU DOOFUS

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

:(
I'd be more upset if I actually knew what a DOOFUS was.

Is it like a Loofah?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)

Bud Doofus: Exfoliating society's twats away.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)

It's early 90s slang for a loverable idiot, you DOOFUS.
I don't think I've heard that word since Save By The Bell.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

did they burn their neck?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

I am mostly hangover free.
Hello.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

Howzit Dave :)
I see you said that I got Shambles' address and phone number. I only got his phone number, not his address. Just wanted to clear that up.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

How did you get it?

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)

I can't say.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)

So, basically, you're a terrible, stalking, brain wrong loser?

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

Now tell me I'm shit in bed and have a small willy, etc.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

I also know your real name. I am going to phone the Brighton cops and tell them you deal in canabis and crack.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

Why would you bother doing that?
That's incredibly vindictive, don't you think?

I mean, a few rude words on the internet is one thing, but being a destructive lunatic that attempts to ruin people's lives is really quite something else.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

Continue to fuck with me and I will make no end of trouble for you.
FUCK OFF
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

OK, I'm sorry.
Truce?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

Fine.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

Excellent.
Let's agree to not reply to each other ever again, after this. OK?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

Just be nice, that's all I ask.
I am a nice person until you get on my tits.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

I really mean it.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

I said, Fine.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

Are you going to set your mafia uncle on him?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

Just leave her alone.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

Oh, maybe the stroppy teenager did do something for himself afterall. Shocking.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)

My friend in Cape Town caught a dose of The Clap.
Her flatmate wanted to wear a condom because of it! Bloody hell, it's not fucking AIDS.

How are you all? MUAH
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

just say no.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)

Miserable.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)

Why?

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)

You're posting.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)

Your log-in link works :(

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)

Oh come on, he's stuck with Esme :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)

Good point.
*nods understandingly at Noit*
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

Full of hummus.
Or I was. I've used up most of it now.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

Hello!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

HAI!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

Thunderbirds is on.
Or as I call it, Thunderturds, ha ha ha, or rnuk, you're such a joker.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

HILARIOUS!

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)