I have no idea what I'm saying
here.
( Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

You're probably pointing at me and saying
"you're the sexiest man alive"
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

what's with the sausages?
and I reiterate- coming to Finham mid-November?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

That's too far away to tell without consulting my diaries.
Like an idiot I have three to check, it's a right faff.
( Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

how many dairies do you have?
and do you do butter as well as milk?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

You were pissed trying to tell Jim to fuck off with his shit hat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Probably closer than you think.

( Druid, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)