I think he's calin' you out for a [10 paces count down thinggy]..
My money is gonna be on you though, I saw the way you handled those ruffians outside the ASDA, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of you, down a dark ally, on a mystey night, outside the 'ardest local.

By-the-way, how did that interview with Russ Kemp go? I heard he pissed himself when you showed him Big Birther*.


* I ment that as the name, burther or something like that, but spelt it that way and thought it more appropriate.... I was implying that's the name of your gun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:10, archived)

I'm a mama bear, I need no gun
I have perfected 'the look' - it's been known to make grown men cry.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)

Cry and swoon at the same time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)

and spluff like mr frosty.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)

Wasn't Mr Frosty the thing that everyone really, really wanted
but then found disappointing?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:26, archived)

oh yeah, I meant to put mr whippy.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:28, archived)

What's Max Mosely got to do with this?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:32, archived)

Yes and No....
... I never found it disapointing because I NEVER GOT ONE =((((

I had to make do with cordial-in-a-mould-in-a-freezer.

I'm making that up now, this year I'm going to buy an ICECREAM MAKER !

I refuse to buy a deep-fat fryer, I know I'll over-use that expermenting with stuff like battered deep fried scotch eggs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:35, archived)