A water pistol.
Actually, I don't think you could be trusted with one of those.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)

Yeehaw,
we're-a-goin' squirrel drenchin'!
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)

WHOOP! HELLS YEAH!
*Glub*
Damnit! it went off in my face again.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)

Them squirrels is mighty ornery!

( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:21, archived)