I am considering buying a large pistol.
And yes, I have a large-ish penis.

What did you discover?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)

You mean that all men who buy weapons aren't horrific sexual inadequates desperately trying to compensate for crippling sexual and social failures?
I mean, why would a 40 year y old man living with his parents conducting his sexual relations via MSN feel inadequate in any way?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)

By the way....
I managed to sync my iPhone with the on-board computer with my Porsh* 911, that I sooped up with neon lights under it. Hopefully when it get's back from the shops, I'll have the limited edition Visarchi safety belt with dimond-encrusted locking-catch.

Ohhh, look at that, my mini bank statement has fallen out of my wallet, I do hope nobody else picks it up, it would be awfully embarassing if they know I had over £290 in there !



* Pronounced 'Porsh-a'
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:26, archived)

I wrote something harmful here.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:30, archived)

Good for you.
Cheaper than buying a gun for any lingering doubts about your sexual potency eh?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:33, archived)

whatever.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:38, archived)