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Enigmatic is a lovely bloke
you're a multiple account holding, cyber sexing lonely barren looper who exists on here only to troll, piss people off and scream for attention.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
Isn't the point of trolling to make other people look shit though?

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Good trolling that's funny: Rathen
Bad trolling that pisses everyone off and makes you look like a retard:
Bou (account 1)
Bou (account 2)
Bou (account 3)
Bou (account 4)
Bou (account 5)
Bou (account 6)
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
*slowly focuses on some trees in the distance, then focuses back, showing it to be a season later*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
Bou (account 43,937)
Bou (account 43,938)
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
And you're a depressed poefter loser.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
Wow

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
It's terrible. I'm going to have to make another account.
Hold me Kristine.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
I'm not sure I can handle all this terrible bullying...
*holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
Oh it's fine for him to be nasty to me is it Kristine?

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
I'd say ignoring the 'lonely barren looper' part, he's pretty much on key.
I am not your friend and I'm not here to defend you.
If you want to cause a fuss then I think you've got what's coming to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
Oh yes, we'll just ignore that part won't we?
And fly under the radar like we usually do. I'm not the one who started the fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
Fuck sake, woman.
Get a grip.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
Grow some balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
You're not exactly a model of success.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
Oh, and to pre-empt your predictable response:
ZZZZZZZ BORING ROFLOL LOOK AT ME BEING BORED BY YOUR POST!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
Neither are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
apart from having a first class degree, a good musician
and a great chap to have a pint with, no, he's a total failure.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
Yes he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
Critical Thinking 101
This strand of logical fallacy is known as 'Argumentum ad NO U'
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
no, YOUR a logical fallacy!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
Where's your evidence?
I bet this post won't get a remotely sensible reply.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
It's fact, dummy! It was said on the internet!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
I have it here on a napkin.
*chimp munch chomp*

*gulp*

That I've just eaten, *hows tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
And not living with my parents past the age of 30, don't forget that.
Or having to resort to cybersex with annoying American sex-pests to get my end away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
you're confused mooey
the measure of success is just how barren you are; socially, physically, geographically and career-wise. On that scale, what could top being a lonely frigid accountant who lives at the arse end of the worlds biggest desert?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
Somebody who looks like Shrek! LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
How very childish and shallow.
But hang on, aren't you the one who normally says this? There's a nasty pong in the air... it smells like double standards.

(Edited so you could grasp the subtle vein of sarcasm.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
OOH HEW VERRY CHILDEESH EN SHELLOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)