sounds like Wolfie at one of the Oxford bashes
except, amazingly, he never fell over
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

*looks at you with one eye, looks for you with the other*
You.
You.
...
You....WANT ME.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

*gets hypnotised by the swaying pint*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)