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Monsters, a different story
I have foung wearing nicorete patches when i'm sleeping causes absolutly fucking crazy dreams, last night I had to get up and sort myself out as I was absolutly shitting it from a nightmare. Most humans don't scare me but fucking monsters do me in. I am not looking forward to bed tonight :-(
Sorry to share this, im just bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
Don't wear them then, you sub-moron.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
Calm down.
Calm down.

What's Pootle anyhow?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
He's a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
Pootle or Shambolic?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
Oh both, I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
Pootle is scaraly close to my surname
YOU DONT KNOW ME i hope
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
HERE'S LOGIC FOLKS.
LAP IT UP BEFORE HE FUCKS OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
are you a poodle?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
Are you talking about that ex-b3tan guy?
He gets VERY ANGRY at me =(((((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
ocht, he's fluffy

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
Your choice of friends and enemies is almost as incomprehensible as your spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
eyoh chap
has the amy landed in castle 90n2 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
That's his default setting though.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
You don't know Pootle?
For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
I have a truly hopeless memory.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
The most adorable creature ever invented

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
Awwww shucks.
Pootle's not bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
A Pootle made out of marshmallow
would probably cause the world to explode from adorable overload. Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
I just assumed you meant the old b3tan or 4rthurian pootle
I don't even know them
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
4rthur Pootle was made of steel wool and thistles and glory.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
all I can really remember of him
is sitting on a fire escape at a bash somewhere... possibly the second b3ta bash, possibly an 4rthurian bash (I suspect b3ta though, because I think I only went to one 4rthur bash and I was heavily pregnant at the time. Jiva made a "Jadeviper - totally fucked up" sign for my bump)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
not
this Pootle then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
I met Pootle at Wicca's
He drank gin, was incomprehensible and then fell over. I can sympathise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
I think , in one glorious sentence you have summed up the essence of the man.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
sounds like Wolfie at one of the Oxford bashes
except, amazingly, he never fell over
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
*looks at you with one eye, looks for you with the other*
You.
You.
...
You....WANT ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
*gets hypnotised by the swaying pint*

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
he's the greatest man i know.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
I'd marry him tomorrow if he'd let me.
/Wicca'd
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
i'm pretty sure that if he's going to marry anyone off the internet,
it will be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
Good point
well presented, ill fuck off then
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
VIIIIIICTOOOOOOORRRRRRYYYY!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
Patches are such a conning tower

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
Are you gay or a child?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
a homosexual
40 a day sprog, why you asking, nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
You've answered your own question.
I thought you were fucking off anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
A friend of mine wore a few to bed as a laugh
He woke up with severe chest pains and had to go to hospital. aaahh stupid people!
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
Nicotene is a poison.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
Just because you were wearing a patch doesn't mean it caused the dream.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
It could be that the cigarettes were surpressing the dreams

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
I've been wearing cheese patches to bed AND NOTHING.
Fucking con.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
Have you been wearing them under your foreskin?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
Ah, I knew I left it somewhere.
Time for cheese on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
Not so much a patch as a wheel.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
sort yourself out?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
it's well past my bedtime
night all
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
Sleep tight.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
DON'T LEAVE ME.
I went to a hot chip gig ... but went for a pint instead on the grounds that I only actually like one of their albums ... I don't know where I'm going with this anecdote.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
Hot Chip really aren't all that good
You made the right choice
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
I did, didn't I?
And he's miniature.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
You donn't need to wear them in bed, you loon
Mind you when I quit I had the most amazing vivid dreams. Not scary, one was so beautiful it made me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
I should give it a try
never smoked a cigarette in my life, but still.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
Nice one
Fuck me, i got abused propererly for revealing a weakness, Quality.
Cheers bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
that's not abuse
this is the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
No, we're all such terrible bullies.
Especially Dr Shambolic. I don't know how we sleep at night, I really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
Is this your idea of fucking off?
You suck at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
Hahahahahaha.
Hahah
ha
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
And it's off to the popular page with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
Dude, it's the internet

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
Nicotine..
..is a natural anti-psychotic. Anti-psychotics give you bad dreams. Listed as a possible side-effect in the leaflets with every one. No-one craves cigarettes when they are asleep and the box of patches should have words to the effect they should be worn only in waking hours.
(lost, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)