I once heard that Paul broke a man's neck just by shaking their mother's hand
100% FACT.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

I heard he broke another man's arm with his wing

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

I heard he had an officer put to death
for having dust on his foreskin.
( WormuIus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

He once broke my hymen just by looking at it.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)