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What if someone burst into your room!? You'd never know!!!

unless you live alone and/or with a lock on the bedroom door
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
Surely if you live alone
You don't need headphones for porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
neighbours, and thin walls

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
Who cares about them?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)

Cue disgusted looks when they know fine I was watching rape porn the previous night...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
You deserve disgusted looks for watching that

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
i do, they are old and always say hi when im putting the washing out
or putting the rubbish out
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
Fair enough
I only know one of my neighbours and they live on the ground floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
they are typical valley grannies, scrubbing their doorsteps clean
and gossiping, and then there is me, awkward loud monotone sounding mr english,

frotting off to porn with my headphones as they natter the otherside of the netcurtains
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
What a lovely image

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
im gurning loads as well, then i shout at the mirror, dont look at me!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
i cant be the only one to do this, can i
EDIT:

reminds me of this

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/460714
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
lock on door, maybe i want them to burst in on me

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
so you can burst over them

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
adds to the suprise,
*like being shot with a shotgun in slow mo*
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)