I'm just going to do what I usually do and get an embarrassingly timed errection
"Ooh god, Am at a funeral and got a right solid Broom-On, AAAAH GAWD!"

"Ooh god, Am talking to me nan and I've got a right branch poking at her, AAAHH GAWD!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

Good man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)