wow seriously this is the saddest post on the forum for a long while

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)

would you prefer me to shout yehaaw
and shoot a squirrel?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

i don't know
i'd probably prefer that to tedious drug bragging to be honest
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)

What?
It's brilliant, it's the best way to work out how cool you are!
( TY&GN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

Having met Az, I can honestly say that he is not trying to make himself look cool.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

That said, he's making himself out as a bit of a cock.
It seems to be more about bragging than anything else.
( TY&GN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

Then you're being a fuckwit.
Read his post again. It's not 'look at me I'm cool', it's 'look at me, I'm still here and functional and I had it worse than you'.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)

so rather than making a look at me post, he's merely rubbishing how someone dealt with a problem they considered serious enough to get help for

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)

damn, i made myself out to be a bit of a cock in one post
out of over 12 thousand.. you manage it a couple of times a day. i am clearly going to have to up my game a little..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)

This.

( well, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)

Yeah, but when I was 8 years old I was snorting heroin
and did speed when I was in the 4+, I was injecting 9 kilos a year of the stuff, so yeah, bow down to me
( moohalaa, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

I once ate an entire labrador

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)

Yeah but I ate an elephant
ha ha, yeah, cunt, *pisses on your achievments*
( moohalaa, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)

I only managed a small rabbit
but I made sure it was high on heroin first...

I must have ingested some, cos I got so, like, trippy after I ate it
( TY&GN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)

where the hell
did you find enough southern fried coating?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

was it a male or a female labrador ?

( turb0t, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)