You look like someone who irons their face every morning.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

You look like a big fat pie eating cunt
With spots.

And downs.

Downy-spots if you will.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)