I'm having a long weekend in Slough
how about that for romantic?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

Sit up straight.
No slough-ching.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

PRAISE BE, APPLESAUCE

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

Cor!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

Slough...you poor bugger.
That's about 5 miles from where I live.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

COME AND LIVE WITH ME.
We can form an Ade Edmundson/Cher HIT duo.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

RICK MORANIS AHOY!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

Awww, I don't look like anyone famous.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

Jinkies!
I do, it's rubbish.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

yeah but there is not much call for janet kranky anymore,

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

That's spangolin

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

This
She's a real person, not like all this BGN
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

you've met me.
do i look like owt famous?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

John Merrick.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

I look like everyone famous.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

Kim Jong Il

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

He fulfils the specified critrea, yes.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

GET OUT.
You have to look like someone famous to post here.
Hankster looks like the bloke from REM
Evil Lu looks like Wednesday Adamms
Fouricci looks like Rik Mayall
Flapjack looks like a canoe
SuperMatt looks like an oompah loompah version of Pauline Quirk but more sex offendery
Spangolin looks like Jimmy Krankie
GMoS looks like a toilet brush
Blue Star looks like Anne Robinson but hit on the head and all squidged up like in a cartoon
Damion looks like Baron Greenback... etc
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

what about me, what about me?
SCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

you look like Herschel Montegro, the inventor of the squid airballoon

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

AIRSHIP >:(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

HE HAD TO START SOME WHERE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Just leave, you've ruined it all.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

you'll never live up to Herschel.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

Well, I just checked your profile and you look like a cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

I probably am!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

We all are

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

My flaps are extra flappy though
like a swollen fleshy butterfly.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

the clitoris is all curled up like a butterfly tongue.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

butterfly tongue dead baby
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

Rub my dead baby.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

I've recently been compared to
Kirstie Allsopp. I don't know whether or not to be flattered!
( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

I'd give her one
I'd probably have a go at you after a few beers too.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

it'd have to be strong beer though
/vaguely flattered
( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

I drink special methylated spirit beer

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

and any holes a goal.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

aye,
but it'd be like playing snooker with a piece of rope




and a short one at that
( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

that would do it

( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

Ah HA!
Yes, you do. You should be flattered.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

thank you :)
*hugs*
( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)

I look like Paul Young
A milkman told me this.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

You look like someone who irons their face every morning.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

You look like a big fat pie eating cunt
With spots.

And downs.

Downy-spots if you will.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

You look like 'comedy' Dave

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Who the cunt is comedy dave ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

Chris Moyles' sidekick.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

He looks about 100
You cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

You can't be far off that.
You come across as a right old cunt, anyway.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

I'm not even 40 yet
You pile of shit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

REALLY? Fuck me...

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

I look like rik waller
salad dodger ahoy.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

I currently
look like Wolverine. A pub I've been going to recently have nicknamed me this.
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

I bet you don't.
I bet you look like a wolverine. That's been run over. And split open. And got all shit on itself.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

you forgot DG looking like Cher
and you look like Ade Edmonson's fat uncle ;)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Only if "Fat uncle" is some sort of rhyming slang for
"Arse carbuncle"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

:P


Do YOU *robots* Be LEAF iN Life AftER LOVe? */robots*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

needs more frozen botoxed face
O_O
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dgcher.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

hahaha
IT'S UNCANNY
;)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

No I didn't.
Both those are mentioned in the post that started this whole conversation. You fuck wit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

oh man
I really fail at reading.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

It's a shit place
Dont got there again
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

But you are an 3LITAN

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

Not like all this shit and BGN

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

3litan person I'd like to get off with
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

If I'm honest, I actually quite like my wife and am perfectly happy with my sex life as it is.
Frankly, I just think spangolin is a Good Person. Along with a handful of other people here.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

Pffft

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

I NO!
I TOTALLY WANT TO RAPE HER UP.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

oh lollers.
*pats your bald little head*
*not that one, nasty monkey*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

I know
but I'm trying to do 2 things at once and really my mind is made of fluff and string, see.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

that moohalaa looks like Wolf from gladiators

( moohalaa, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Oh dear.
No.
You look like the poofy "psychic" from Most Haunted. Not Derek Akora. The fat one.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

Has he moved to america
and gone all "Bedridden fatty" now then ?

Shame.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

everyone always forgets me :(

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

We try.
It'd be easier if you'd shut the fuck up though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

JOVIAL SLIPPERS!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

Jovian Suppers

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

*clears throat*
*sings*Is it in his eyes?

OOOH NO THAT'S JUST GAY, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO WHAT I SAY! IF YOU WANNA KNOW KNOW IF HE'S GOT STDs IT'S IN HIS PISS

that's where it is!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

I MAY SHOUT AT YOU
FROM THE STREET

I will be there from Friday evening to TUESDAY Midday
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

I will pretend to be a wall so you can CLIMB ME

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

Are you going to slough anything off in Slough?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

It's going to be a sloughter
and is there a slaughterhouse in slough?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

I used to work in Slough
It was fucking appalling in the 1990's

I daresay it's no better now.

They drop bombs on cows there apparently.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

It's not romantic when you're there on your own.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

Unless you're GMOS.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

All you need is a full length travelling mirror

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Go to the rising sun. It's rough but I remember it being endearingly so.
Or the MASSIVE chinese place.

*doesn't live too far from there either*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

With an OMGIRL?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

You can make anywhere in the world romantic
with candles and choccy and the like.

if your partner dont like it then they are not worth it and you should try another pupil.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

How about I join you
eh? EH?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

Why aren't you taking me?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

up the shitter

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Is slough
where they filmed the office?
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

I was in slough once
there's a greggs
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Can you go and check out a site for me?
and kick their arses to get on with work
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)