I drink special methylated spirit beer

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

and any holes a goal.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

aye,
but it'd be like playing snooker with a piece of rope




and a short one at that
( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

that would do it

( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)