ACHOO!
By which I mean, "Hello, I'm here, pay attention to me in the form of hugs and/or anal pleasures."
( Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)

*Takes out chinese balls*
want me to wash them first or just pop them straight in?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)

Bit of oriental teabagging?

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)

why not...
7;30, ususal spot?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)

Ok
I will be dressed as a nun carrying a single red rose
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)

i'll bring my clawhammer
and the child.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)

*hands some hayfever pills*
*hugs*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)

Ooh, drugs, yippee.
*gobbles*
*squeezes*
( Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)

*bumhugs*
Double the fun there. What should I have for breakfast?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)

Food.
I think have highlighter pen on my nose.
Pink-type.
( Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)

aw...
you look like ickle fwuffy kitten!
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)

*gives anal pleasure to you whilst reading paper over your shoulder*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)

Could that technically be classified as giving attention, though?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)

Hey, give him a break
at least he is sharing the newspaper with her, which is more than he does with me!
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)

But he's doing the fucking crossword!
.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)

He would never have got 3 down if it weren't for me.

( Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)

was it:
act of defecating (slang) (8)?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)

Oh, shush.

( Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)

Hello!
*hugs*
*fills own bottom with rola-cola*
*pops in a straw*
*offers tasty beverage to comma*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)