Bruised thigh muscle
from sliding off a tall bar stool on Friday night when I was pissed.

My thigh is feeling better, my calf hurts now though. I landed akwardly.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

I share your pain
Caught the corner of my desk smack in the middle of my thigh muscle today. Have a bruise like a purple cauliflower and am limping like a twat.

/Sympathies
(Eeh Blah Gum, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)