I found out today
That my overbite isn't going to get any slimmer. Bugger.
My teeth aren't at 45 degree angles now though, which is good. And I only have about 7 months of braces left!
/blog

Have you got anything medical going on right now?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)

Nope.
My car is being examined tomorrow.
I hope it won't be too expensive...
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

What the fuck is it with you and cars?!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

What is it with you and... err...
FUCK OFF!
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

lololol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

You think I'm actually annoyed?
Hah
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

How did you infer that from "lololol"?
And why are you trying to explain yourself to me?

You sound pretty annoyed tbh.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

I'm pissed it's going to cost me money
I expect you to think I'm annoyed at people asking about it
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

Oh right, so when you basically said you weren't annoyed, you were annoyed.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

Nononono
Blimey.
I thought you were lolololol-ing because you thought I was annoyed because Sammi asked.
Not so.
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

lolololol

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

Shouldn't that be
bobobobob
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

Ahahaha, did you crash again?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

Nah.
Slight bump into a kerb. Knocked the tracking off
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

Perhaps you should take some extra lessons.
Or alternatively, stop being shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

Or not drive on ice, on the driveway into work, around a corner.
Hmm, yes
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

And stop being shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

Yeah, that too

( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

Most people analyze the road conditions & adjust their driving accordingly
micraboy
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

It's the slowest longest corner in the world
I was going slow and turning gently. It just went.
It was pretty much ice-rink territory
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

How did you managed to avoid everyone else who went round the corner and drifted their cars off the road?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

Good question - extra credit
I'm not sure - I expect my tyres are in worse conditions than anyone elses
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

Good save.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

Only reason I can think of.
I was following someone else in, same speed, same line round the corner...
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

but not all cars are equal
thats like saying 'I followed a lotus round a corner doing 80, he made it but for some reason my nissan micra span'
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)

I guess.
But that's why I blame my tyres. At that speed, I imagine not much else has an impact.
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)

3 points on your license for a balding tyre you know
4 bald tyres = 12 points = ban. You'll have to give your Micra to someone else.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

Haha
It's a Rover!
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)

You said it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

y b
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

Hahaha

( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

It's gods way of saying you should own a Nissan Micra

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

Why?
Is their tracking off already?
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

a cold
nearly gone.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

I took eight pills today.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

BANGING
Why?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

For making less period pain and less cuntsplash.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

Ooh, sexy
Mine have stopped, I think. YAY IMPLANON!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

FUCKING HELL
EVERYONE'S ON IMPLANON EXCEPT ME! I want a stick in my arm that makes me not have periods.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

Nah, turns girls mental...
...
oh. Carry on.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

I wish I could just unscrew my uterus and keep it in a drawer until I might want to use it.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

Well, I had gooey red stuff coming out of my mimsy constantly for 3 weeks
Not nice when you're trying to do sex.

But I *think* they've stopped.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

SORRY BLOKES

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)

What's up with you?
Esme not like it up her when she's bleeding?
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

red wings

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)

I'm naive, but why is it a problem for sex?
Was it coming out with such force that it pushed out all incoming willies like champagne corks?
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)

It's not nice
Explaining to your boyfriend that he might have what resembles blood gel on the end of his knob
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

Some men don't like it because they're squeamish pussies.
Some women don't like it because they're in pain.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

I'd had sex whilst gushing
But the squidgey stuff isn't nice
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

Squidgey stuff?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

Sometimes it falls out in stringy clots.
Long mucusy strings like you sometimes get on a big bogey when you pull it out and can feel a long snotty string trailing behind it, snaking its way along the floor of your nasal cavity.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)

LimeyTreat?
Moar like SlimeyTreat amirite?
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

Some chaps get squeamish
when the post-coital scene looks like the Texas Chaincock Massacre.
( in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

Doesn't bother me
She doesn't like it though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)

You have a beautiful way with words

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

Bruised thigh muscle
from sliding off a tall bar stool on Friday night when I was pissed.

My thigh is feeling better, my calf hurts now though. I landed akwardly.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

I share your pain
Caught the corner of my desk smack in the middle of my thigh muscle today. Have a bruise like a purple cauliflower and am limping like a twat.

/Sympathies
(Eeh Blah Gum, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

Nope.
I have just watched Platoon
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

Dance Motherfucker!

( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

willem dafoe
worst Y in YMCA ever (in platoon)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

I'm so wet for you right now.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

Are you on Implanon too?

(Eeh Blah Gum, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)

Braces will hopefully be coming off in january after nearly four years.
That'll be nice.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

I didn't notice you had braces
But how the fuck were you wearing braces for 4 years?! Were you teeth upside down or something?!

You remember mine, right? I needed them 12 months!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

I dunno, I think my orthodontist might be shit.
He did definitely mess up once, which added on six months. That was nice.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

Ah
Bugger. There's not much you can do either; getting another orthodontist to continue your treatment is a pain in the arse, mine just informed me of that.
I'm going to be commuting to Portsmouth, I think.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

That will be a joyous day.
I remember when mine came off. Then I had to have a retainer, which I lost. YAY
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

Does it hurt?
I swear, I freak out when they change the wire; what's it like when they're sawing glue off?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

They don't saw it off
they just twist it slightly and it comes off surprisingly easily.
( magnum, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

All of the glue?
I thought residue would be on there, given that it's stuck on and welded on with UV light!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

If I remember rightly, it comes off when they do a quick polish afterwards.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

I've had a few little bits out already.
It's amazing it can live in the mouth, one of the most hostile environments about, for so long, and also come off that easily.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

I was scraping it off the back of one of my teeth, actually
but any whirring noise makes me cry. I'm getting chips repaired under plenty of NOS!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

Can I lick your teeth when you have them off pls?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

Depends.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

I still have dreams were I'm still wearing mine
It's a bit odd waking up and it's not in. I only had mine for 18 months though
( magnum, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

I'm just glad mine were dispensed with over a year before I started higher education.
Seeing as I'd had more than enough aggro up till then.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

not really
I need to do some exercise though.
( MrA, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

nope

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

My foot is damaged again
No idea what I've done to it. I'd go and see a doctor, but I don't fancy the idea of getting up before 8am to ring them
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

of course not

( scott,, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

75-80% chance
of a c-section before boxing day...
( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

And what're skybet giving?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

a cute little teddy bear
which is nice of them
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

It'll save your minge

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

I'm waiting for an appointment to get my spine cut open
so they can free my spinal cord from where it has got stuck.

Hopefully they will do it before I lose all the use of my legs.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

Oh you're no fun anymore

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

Aren't I?
Oh dear.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

Kind of
Don't make me back this up and look like a cunt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)

I like the idea of anyone being able to make you do anything :D

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

Pervert
I'd make you a cup of tea if needs be
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
stop it right now, it creeps me out. :P
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)

WUV WOO

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)

hoping for the best for you

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

Ta. :) I'm sure I'll be grand.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)

OUCH
Good luck luv *hugs*
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

I need a shit if that counts?

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

how big?
feel like an empty house afterwards?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

I think it's going to be a cross between buckshot
and fizzy gravy.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)

so you're the bloke who's always in the stall next door
you can hear every passing moment
not to mention the stench
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

Yep that's me alright...
I'm glad you remembered me.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)

have you thought of asking for a new office?

( scott,, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)

I like the idea of a shit that counts
a poobicus
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

They're removing the bullet next friday

( Malaka omdz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

Keep it in, for 'hood credential.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)

It's getting too close to my brain, they say

( Malaka omdz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)

next time it will be silver

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

You have a train up your arse?

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

Microscopic penis disorder.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

And a distended anus.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)