It's so small
it's actually an indent in your groin.

Bits of fluff and smegma get all stuck up in it and reek.

And that.

Claire told me you emailed her a pic of it and it was the most mingingest thing she'd ever seen. Said it made her go a tiny little bit lezz.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

It's so small it repels light.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

Fifteen of your cocks
could get an erection on the head of a pin.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)