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Hey there everybody :)
Tell me how you are doing today. Be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
hahahahahahaa, great post there, well done

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
I'm fine Bou
Thanks for the facebook stalking.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
serves you right for having a silly name

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
I like my name
cocknipples
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
I bet your name is
Parappa Jappa
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
I sent you message asking why you friended me if you hate me so much.
Care to answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
Not really, given that
I see you on here all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
You love Bou.
Clearly that is the answer.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
the only logical answer

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
I love you Bou

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
I know. Everyone secretly does.
I know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
I reckon you'd be dirtier than Shannons mum in bed
I think you and SikRik should make some Gonzo porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
I am pure innocence my dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
I bet you do arse to mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
who doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
Your mum
fussy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
Oh, that's funny, she does it with everyone else...

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

I bet youm does arse to mouth
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
it'd be like a jack russell hanging out the back of a st. Bernard

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
More like a bison sticking its head up a Mammoths arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
my stuff keeps leaking, I'm going to try grease

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
What are you getting your kids for Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
NO, ACTUALLY IT'S BECAUSE HER OVARIES HAVE SHRIVELLED UP ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
UNWANTED OVARIES.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
hey, great band name
baldmonkey and the unwanted ovaries
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
Baldmonkey and the Simian Micro-cocks
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
I DO have a VERY small cock.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
It's so small
it's actually an indent in your groin.

Bits of fluff and smegma get all stuck up in it and reek.

And that.

Claire told me you emailed her a pic of it and it was the most mingingest thing she'd ever seen. Said it made her go a tiny little bit lezz.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
It's so small it repels light.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
Fifteen of your cocks
could get an erection on the head of a pin.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
CLANG CLANG
NOBODY WILL FUCK ME
CLANG CLANG
BECAUSE OF MY AWFUL PERSONALITY
CLANG CLANG
I WILL CYBER WITH YOU
BANG CRASH
IF YOU WILL ONLY PRETEND TO FIND ME ATTRACTIVE
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
They are like Ovariesaurus
Ancient, huge and extinct.

Known only from the fossil record.

And her cunt has petrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
She has to rub it with butter and salt to get any sensation

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
I believe Indiana Jones once managed to get inside her but one of her massive fossilised eggs came rolling out and he had to scarper

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
This.
In fact, I'm giving him a standing ovaryation.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
I'm naming three pets after him
and having a poo in his honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

honour mums cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
Honestly bou?
I've had better weeks in my life, had worst too, but in general it's been a downer.

I'm half tempted to pack up shop and move to thailand to follow in the foot steps of Garry Glitter.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
What and fuck a load of kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
Have a decade-expanding musical career that'll put me in the hearts and minds of this country's youth.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

Basiclly, I had to adapt my joke to not appear so rapey.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
I'm sorry to hear that, love.
I hope you feel better soon. *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
As soon as the revolution comes, I'll be right up there in the front of the protest marches.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
Nah, Thailand is rubbish
Go somewhere in South America.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
Florida with occasional shopping trips to New York?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
haha
just go to New York, you'd be 4 hours from me...I reckon that's a safe enough distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
GAH I'M STILL HERE
OH NOES
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
You need to do something else sometimes.
It's not good for you being on here 24-7
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
You need to care less about my welfare
that is what you're doing, right? Or just being a snippy bitch, for a change?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
Well take my advice : do something more productive.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
No.
I don't think I'll take any advice doled out by you.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
Confused

(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
eh?

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Wormulus
thinks I'm a regular in disguise, and I don't know why!
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
Everyone who's not apparently one of the regulars
is really a regular using another account. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
I'm actually a n00b
using someone elses account.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
So there's no such thing as a real newbie?
Wow, I wonder who I really am?
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
My money is on Woodside.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
Davew27 was my second account.
Though these days, I'm mostly Dekionplexis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
He he he,
you said 'Wood'!
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
spartacus?
if you admit it the others will be spared.
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I admit
nothing!
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
why you insolent dog
guards! feed him to the sarlacc
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full of wank

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LET ME FILL YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
a little more won't hurt

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MONG!
QUICK MONG, TO THE GAS CHAMBER.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
oi, mong yes. jew no.

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I'm tired from trolling about all over the place
but looking forward to going home. Drinking fruity tea.
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
I'm fucking moody today!

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
argh!
why?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
It's PMS
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
I'm 100 quid up on a found scratchcard!
Everything is coming up me!


Oh... hold on that dosnt sound right. Oh my.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
A bit ill today.
On my day off as well. Wouldn't have minded if it was on a work day.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
A little low
Been in a bad mood since yesterday. Don't know why. Even the thought of Christmas isn't cheering me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
punch a kitten

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Thats because you smell

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
*touches*
*applies vodka and hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
I'm alright.
I'm vomitty and that, but essentially all is well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
how many hurls have you done now?

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2 and a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
Alright.
It's thursday, I'm house sitting this weekend which will be nice as a short getaway except it will be spent alone drinking copious amounts of alcohol which is a bit sad, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
The best way to drink.
No noisy cunts shouting at you even though YOU ARE ONLY 3 FEET AWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
I'm going to drink beer from 12pm saturday until god knows when that night.
I will fill the recycle bin with beer cans.
It will be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
I'm gay, but only because Badger's cheating on Wicca and you have an unspecified secret concerning Brayndedd and Springy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
I wish someone would make things up about me.
Someone who's better at it than old Captain Capslock, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
WOODSIDE RAPED LU AT A BASH.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
WOODSIDE PUT BOTH HIS FINGERS UP JEN'S CAT

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
WHERE IS DRUID TODAY?
I was looking forward to confronting him about this stalking Springy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
Honestly?
I'm awesome, and everyone is passionately in love with me.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)