This.
In fact, I'm giving him a standing ovaryation.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

I'm naming three pets after him
and having a poo in his honour.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

honour mums cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)