I might pop a pizza in the oven shortly
& by pizza in the oven I mean my penis in your mother
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

I'm at my parents' house, so if you do fuck my mother it'd be nice if you knocked on my door and said hello.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

Knock on your door?
I think he's intending to kick them in.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

Sounds delectable
what's the topping?
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

My special sauce
Hello newish person
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)