I hope you peeled it first.
Then all the mush will back up into your bollocks and your spluff will be lovely and bananary for future lady friends.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:57, archived)

I bet somewhere on the internet, someone has tried this
and filmed it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)