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My feet are really cold.
Trainer socks are rubbish.

What're you up to? I'm watching carrie and playing new super mario bros on the DS (only 13 more stars and I've finished it)
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:53, archived)
I'm organsing an event.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:54, archived)
HOORAH

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:56, archived)
TURN YOUR PHONE ON CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:06, archived)
I just pushed a banana down my urethra

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:54, archived)
Normal sized banana?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:55, archived)
I didn't really, it was all an elaborate lie

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:58, archived)
That was quite elaborate
you told us a non truth masquerading as a truth, I shall be keeping a cautious eye on you from now.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)
I hope you peeled it first.
Then all the mush will back up into your bollocks and your spluff will be lovely and bananary for future lady friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:57, archived)
I bet somewhere on the internet, someone has tried this
and filmed it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)
I'm listening to my dog snore, it's pretty ace.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:54, archived)
it's better...
when they start barking at squirrels in their sleep
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:55, archived)

squirrels blacks
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:57, archived)
nigger ass-tit fuck all squirrels?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:57, archived)
It's the barking spiders you got to watch out for.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:05, archived)
My feet are toasty.
I am watching the IT crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:55, archived)
Same as you, oddly enough.
I've just seen an ad for Rude Tube. I wish I was paid to make a programme that appears to be the top vids from youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:55, archived)
I'm in bed with the internet.
I'm finding it a little uninspiring though, so I may go to sleep shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:55, archived)
I was watching Arrested Development and taking apart my old phone.
Though, not I'll probably direct my attention to playing Super Mario Bros. 2 on my DS. Gotta get all them Yoshis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:56, archived)
this sort of crap
is why i only come to /talk looking for a fight
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:02, archived)
i thought it was because you are an internet nobody
with the charm and personality of a road accident who is about as welcome as childhood leukemia.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)
well,
that also
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:04, archived)
You're brilliant.
Good thing your funniness makes up for you being rubbish in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:06, archived)
He may need some aloe for that burn.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:08, archived)
This shit's going to come to a head much like the vodkacoke debacle.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)
you ever compare TFD to that dull cunt again and ill pull a brayndedd on you
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:11, archived)
As long as you don't expect me to be the almost equally boring SS

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)
nah
you are not thick enough to sleep with sexface..

oh..

wait..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)
He raped me.
Oh no wait... only joking.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)
*Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
yeah sorry
i have trouble finding a long enough plank to tie across my back to avoid being sucked in. but its cool. they are cutting down a sequioa for me next week. the timber off that should be long enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:10, archived)
This is all relative though.
If your needle cock wasn't the size of a polly pocket you might actually touch the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
yours is the only cunt i have ever seen
that had a diamond junction on the outside of it
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
I can't help it if the queues of traffic for all those who would love to have me need proper infrastructure.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
you could at least take the dead ones out first
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)
a fight, on the internet?
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:04, archived)
not a real fight, obviously
i'm shit at them
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
The only thing you could beat off is your own cock
and then only if you manage to pinch up an erection from your defective, diminutive member.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)
That, along with your tiny sexual organs,
your laughable sexual prowess, your inability to form lasting relationships with other people, your shockingly hideous form, your unbearable stench, your complete lack of a sense of humour, your malformed sense of social interaction, and the fact that no-one ever has, or indeed could, love you, since you are in fact such a pathetic lump of human flotsam.

THAT's why you come to an internet forum to look for a fight. That you won't even win. And that no-one else cares about.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:06, archived)
*clicks furiously*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
i didn't know we'd already met

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
Wow you're a really great and witty sparring partner.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:10, archived)
i fucking love you arrdy

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)