not a real fight, obviously
i'm shit at them
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)

The only thing you could beat off is your own cock
and then only if you manage to pinch up an erection from your defective, diminutive member.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)