OH FUCK IT'S A GEORDIE
HIDE THE CHILDREN
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5796644
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:25, archived)

I can put mine on 'ring' or 'vibrate'
I've not seen that setting though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)

RING ME YOU TWAT

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)

THIS IS THE WORST PHONESEX I'VE LISTENED IN ON.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:27, archived)

JMG listens in on phonesex with Esme instead of collecting his dole to pay his mum rent for living at home.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:39, archived)

The pricely sum of £98.50 a week.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)