Croikey moite thors a shork in the wortuh!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)

If you say 'air fridge' it sounds like an Australian saying 'average'.

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

There's a Thai restaurant called 'Fuk Mi' near here...
It's pronounced 'Autumn breeze'.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)