You and I should totally get together and have sex some time.
I mean, you pertain to be female. I claim to be male. It's a setup so perfect even Avril Lavigne herself couldn't improve on it.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)

i hope to fuck that you're not ogling her profile picture.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)

SHUT UP SIR SAND GOBLIN.
I'm about to pull.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)