Good afternoon, Docto.....pffffft
*clears throat*
So, Doct....hahahahahahaa!!

No sorry, can't do it.
/happy enough to have devalued bachelor's degrees
( Newington, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

You'll have something blocking your throat soon enough,
me lad!
*zzzzzzzzip!*
( Geordie Al, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)