My dad can beat up your dad
Actually, knowing my dad he'll probably just get pissed and throw up on you.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)

My dad is a gentle and considerate lover

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)

Your mum is better though

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)