My mate Pyrah was fired from a fireplace shop
A customer asked:
'What can you show me for under two hundred pounds?'
Pyrah replied:
'The door'
( WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

pfft

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)