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Bring on the wall
*makes a shape*
*spills yoghurt*

What is your favourite shape? What can you throw?
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
FIRST

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
NEAR THE TOP! Give me a reason for leaving a previous job.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
Sacked for criminal activities.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
OBJECTION!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
the POLICE cant know about that.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
OK,
just tell them you were asked to leave because of your racist behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
I appreciate the thought, yet I'm going with Wicca.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
insider dealing and fucking the owners dog

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

dog children.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
you were going travelling but plans fell through at last minute

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
Ohh Wicca, I fucking love you.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
Awww shucks

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
=] One day, I'm going to buy you a beer WITHOUT any rohypnol in it

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
I am truly truly honoured.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
You were traveling with Wicca
and your love came through at the last minute
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

r love through
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
Hitting a manager with a cow's tongue
100% true - I did it
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
One of the guys I live with was sacked today for throwing an iron bar into a customers face.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
And where do you live so I know never to visit?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
Manchester isn't completely packed with dick heads.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
Not since I moved down here anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
Pfft, he was fucking around in H&M because it was quiet and a customer walked into the fitting rooms at the last second.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
Ahh fair enough :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
Yeah, he was originally launching it at his manager.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
was he doing a 'star wars' thing
that apparently people do
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
My mate Pyrah was fired from a fireplace shop
A customer asked:
'What can you show me for under two hundred pounds?'
Pyrah replied:
'The door'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
classy friend.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
LIVE WITH, not friend.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
a classy boyfriend

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
The office appeared to be set in a side scrolling beat 'em up and you were fed up of being punched, and was confused as to why cooked chickens were found underneath bins.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
Old Folk's home or McDonalds?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
Winner

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
the 8-bit music being played constantly also upset me

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
I can throw seed

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
I'm stunned that on this side famed for CDCs
no-one has answered 'phallic'
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
they mostly cannot spell it

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
The pentagon is mathematically interesting

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
Mykey's is a Pieangle

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
I can throw poop better than any angry zoo chimp
flung chargy underarm beaty chest afterwards style
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
Go GO Balders!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
I'm a bit rhomboid today

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
I love Hole in the Wall
my favourite shape is probably a 5-point star, they're nice. Or a spirally shape. I can throw many moves, on the dancefloor. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
I love your hole
in the wall
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
RUDE

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
I was kidding
I prefer your vagina
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
Sorry
I meant the leathery clit
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
When you press it she makes Buzz Lightyear noises
pew pew pew!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
*falls with style*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
BRING ON THE FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
I like polygons.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
I spilt yoghurt :(
Also, I think my favourite shape is a triangle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
I'm sure he didn't complain

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
...The guy's yoghurt you 'spilt' all over your triangle...
....
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
*shocked*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
The more you post on here
the more I think you actually have learning difficulties.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
*giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
Parallelogram.
Because there are few words more fun to say.

Oh, and edit: I can't throw anything, I'm pants at throwing, really. I can't do it straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
Moist

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
I like parallelogram better.
Especially the 'llelo' bit. It's like a little tongue work out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
Just like that, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived) 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I can throw my voice.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
Foxy

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

Poxyfoxywoxy
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)

proxywoxy
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
FOX IS WIN

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
*throws shapes*

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
messy

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
Star shaped
I have been known to throw plates and knives when I'm frustrated and hormonal.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
KNIFE throwing takes the biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
So you're CONSTANTLY throwing plates and knives then?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
Yes.
Of course.

I said earlier I'm in a good mood today. This is rare so don't spoil it or I'll come down to That London and stab you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
oops sorry :)
*puts on stab proof shin vests just incase*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
DODECAHEDRIGHTON

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
Right on

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
Thanks for looking after Mr Aardvark yesterday, sir
I think you cheered him up a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
No worries
always good to help
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
ooh, yoghurt, you've just reminded me of new ones I have in the fridge
I'm hoping the new Muller chocolate range lives up to my expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
Shall I the one with vanilla, the one with orange or the one with cherry?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
CHERRY

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
Thank you. :)
I was starting to worry that the internet would not help me with my food decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
Oh goodness, that's gooooooooooood
it's vanilla with dark choc sprinkles and a layer of black cherry - I think I'm having a yoghurty orgasm!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
I find chocolate yoghurt type stuff a strange flavour.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
It's not the same as the real deal but I need to combat my festive excesses

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)