Because he's knobbed you?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32,
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Sorry I mean, because he made eye contact when knobbing you?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32,
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you're only gay if you blink during the eye contact(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:46,
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