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Hello fatties and failures!
How are we all?
It's a JMG thread, this means everything is now 4 times more serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:45, archived)
Fantastic, JMG
you are truly the saviour of B3ta.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:45, archived)
I completely agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
As do I

(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
Oh JMG
If I didn't have to go to work, and be dole like you, I would stay here and chat :(
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:46, archived)
I've probably lost loads of hair, since this post.
Especially with my bald dole.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
but on the bright side you are earning cash money and not sitting at home wearing a tin foil hat

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
where as Wicca is at work, wearing a tin foil hat
to hide her luscious red hair
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
IT MAKES HER MAGICS BETTER

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
*something about being tedious*
*something about repeating yourself*
*pretends to be above it all*
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
*Finishes wih a smiley to show that I am completely calm and not affected by it all*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)
*accuses you of being in a clique*
*does so to appear popular with people*
*uses the word 'clique' so much it loses all meaning*
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)
clunk clique
every trip
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:52, archived)
*cliques*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
*clunks*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
No matter how repetitive
or tedious any talker was, they'd still be better than Off Topic
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)
You must have read "how to make friends on /talk"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)
Nope
but I did write the book on how to get banned from OT
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:05, archived)
You should start an 8 page thread over there saying your sorry
and that you were going through a tough time in your life and that they helped you to see the error of your ways.

The chumps over there would belive you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
Sadly, you're right
It was a poor day on the internet when I realised what a bunch of whinging old turds they all are
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:08, archived)
I quite like most of them
but they do need to man up
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:14, archived)
Man up like a bunch of motherfuckers
They're so wet.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)
Did it take you a while?
Is that why you are sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:16, archived)
I am sad
It took me almost a year
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
My cup of tea has been ruined by my new kettle
it makes the water taste like chemicals :(
This is a bad thing for a morning JMG
*goes off to boil a pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
GOOD WOMANING!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:52, archived)
Silly Mrs Spattam
Boil water, not pans
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
This is so serious
I put a tie on just to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
Like you own a tie, you flat-faced prick.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)
You say that
but then you're a total failiure.

At life.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:16, archived)
Last night I bought a PIPE.
A pipe that blows BUBBLES.

I'm sophisticated. Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)
Thunderbird has stopped working. It keeps getting shut down as soon as I open it. I am using Vista.
I demand a solution from internet's JMG; I have important emails from Nintendo and Nigerians to read.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
I can't offer one on one support, on this.
But what I will point out is that I bought porn in the US.
Now there's manly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
US porn? Bleurgh.
All that grunting with questioning intonation. Yik. Give me an Essex whore anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:59, archived)
Let's accuse some famous people of being nonces.
In the media.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)
I'm sure that Graham Norton is a gay

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:17, archived)
Because he's knobbed you?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
Sorry I mean, because he made eye contact when knobbing you?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
you're only gay if you blink during the eye contact

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
Haven't they stopped supporting thunderbird now?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)
Jam Master Geordy, when you log into your account, do they make you sware on a bible.... or perhaps some take-away menus?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)
Music plays all over the internet.
Like a call to temple.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:55, archived)
I AM NOT IN A GRUMP TODAY
(:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
*Chest bonk*
Fair well, Good T.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:09, archived)
its early yet
there is still time
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:09, archived)
OMG NOW I AM IN A GRUMP LOL

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:13, archived)
okay, that's a lie...
but you are right. there are things happening this afternoon that might create a bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:14, archived)
grrr TUTT smash

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
We'll soon change that
tits of oak
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:09, archived)
Gah hangover
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
You shouldn't drink if you're just a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
Especially on a school night
I'm meant to be going out tonight too - I think I shall have to stay in and hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)
How man
yorra puff, ye
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
Girl
Not puff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
Power puff girl?

(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
I am good
sitting here trying to put off the wedding dress shopping that is happening today. I am meant to meet my mum at 10 and I am not washed or dressed yet.
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
Silly flurokitty
don't marry your mum
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
Why are you sulking?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
her mother can't afford the dowry to let her marry a nice man

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
I was hoping to have missed the report thread
but clearly that hasn't happened yet. It's your fault JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
Damn that JMG rotter!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
Good morning, JMG.
*revels in awesomeness*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
I'd never thought about it before
but fish have pancreases too

is this serious enough?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
we should all donate money to charity to help the diabetic fishes

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
Sleepy *yawn*
oh god the Smiths are on.
How was your holiday JMG?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)