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in space..
would smaller particles orbit a really fat person?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
i don't care

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
Probably.
If there were no other massive bodies nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
What we need is Mykey and a massive slingshot.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
how many threads have you started today?
did you read ANY of the advice you were given this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
a few
oddly, yourself and a couple of other notable faces are the only ones to take such offense to my posting.
the others have seemed to grudgingly accept my presence and STFU. follow suit ffs, so we can all get on with wasting our employers time.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
again, point ----> .
you - somewhere else. It might take a while for you to work it out, but for now, please keep all toys and appendages inside the pram, you silly child.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
I see now why you're on a good few ignore lists.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
i am?
it's probably because some shitheads are telling all and sundry that i'm syncubus, ding, or bou... fuck knows. why is my post any less worthy than the others here? please, do shed some light so i don't leave with the impression this is a closed clique full of dicksucking sycophantic cretins.. that would just RUIN my night.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
what makes you think any of this lot get that close enough to another penis
to be able to suck it?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
Angry at the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
awww, don't give him clues

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
more surprised at the reception
i literally started ONE post and straightaway i was split into being not one but three unwelcome people.
seriously, i know this place is full of elitist snobs, i posted on the main board for a long while a few years back, but really, it's got worse. if people don't care what i have to say, why hound me from post to post to tell me? save us both some time, click the ignore button! apparently many have, though i'm at a loss to know how the poster would know that.. not being a mod as far as i know. maybe if they ARE a mod they can kindly bust the myth of who i am and am not, so we can all get on with posting endless drivel.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
did you not lurk for a while before posting?
the reaction you got was a fairly common one by /talk standards
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
You should have lurked more
People like moaning and bitching.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
UPSET AT THE INTERNET!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
*dials the number for the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
I think we'll need two.
One for him, one for his sense of superiority.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)