It was posted on another forum (ocuk) in exactly the same manner, but better phrased/worded, that I posted it.
The noncey bit is entirely attributable to Dave Trouser.. I wasn't even meaning to say "lets phwoar/I'm phwoaring at this girls boobs"
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)

You were on a forum where underage girls in bikinis were being posted?
NONCE!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)