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Let's skip all this fake friendship we all show one another on here and have a good argument with each other.
This is something I've campaigned strongly for in the past.

Who wants their fucking go?
Let's mix and match.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
Jenk appears to be wobbling at me by wobbling at Dave Trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
Nonces often blame their troubles on others.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
He also seems to think that Springy is my ex, Laura,
that lass you met at the Hebden Bash ages back, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
Oh it's always funnier when there's b4sh basis to these, too.
I sense GOLD in the works.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
There's no bash basis to the nonce argument,
none at all.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
You're such a troll.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
:'(
b3ta.com/talk/5937904
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
Since when, here, on b3ta, was being a nonce a bad thing?
Are you all telling me that the initiation test wasn't real? That I let that 8 year old choir boy bum me for nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
THIS WOULDN'T BE A SHOCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
It wouldn't be so humiliating if it wasn't for the two big astrixs held up on placards on eaither side of me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
haha

(likeajackhammer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
Enough of this router of moan!
Go straight to the source!
B3TA'S BETTER WHEN UGLY PEOPLE ARGUE WITH ONE ANOTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
Have I just been called ugly by JMG?
I may weep.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
Not necessarily.
I'm just stating an enjoyment for nerd on nerd cyber tussle.
Ugliness is usually a given.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
But I'm being wobbled at.
Surely this puts me on a demi-JMG level?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
You'll find a large man from Scotland will tell you some real hard facts.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
No, he'll just sweet talk me to try and get me into bed.
He fancies me on the internet, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
Does he ever stop?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
Ask him about Brighton.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
He never replies to me anymore.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
Or me.
He's pretending to have us on ignore.

I might wait until the next time CR3 is drunk posting and get him to remove all of his ignores.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
or, better, do the Special Dekion Treatment.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
There is BULLYING going on in this thread.
And it's all your doing JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
I'VE COMPLETELY SPOILED EVERYTHING. I'M LEAVING B3TA FOR GOOD.
NOW I'M BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
You're the swiftest flouncer we've ever seen.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
:(!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
That was my attempt at a semi humourous reply, not a wobble I'll have you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
It looked more like a noncey wobble.
What exactly were you doing on the internet to find pictures of an underage girl in a bikini, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
It was posted on another forum (ocuk) in exactly the same manner, but better phrased/worded, that I posted it.
The noncey bit is entirely attributable to Dave Trouser.. I wasn't even meaning to say "lets phwoar/I'm phwoaring at this girls boobs"
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
You were on a forum where underage girls in bikinis were being posted?
NONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
Fuck you, JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
RED RUMBLE!
*Suplex*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
*piledriver*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
gayest sounding wrestling move
EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
Arguments are rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
no they are not..

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
How can you say that?
Don't be so ridiculous. It's self-evident to rational people.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
me? rational?
PFFT. good luck with that..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
ah, well that explains why you enjoy arguments so much.
only irrational people love spacking about trying to get the intellectual better of each other. Reasonable people hate using their rational faculties. It's what reason is all about.

I'm totally not enjoying this, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
i can tell..
you are hating every minute of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
It is the curse of intellectualism.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
at least, thats what your clever friends tell you..

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
None of my friends are nearly as clever as me.
That's why they try to argue. The poor fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
ok
JMG IS SHIT AND BALD
SEXFACE IS A THERAPIST
BRAYNDEDD IS A GLORY THIEF
CR3 HAS NO LOWER JAW
ROSALICIOUS IS A BIG SLAAAAG
AZRA3L IS A SPAZ
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
DAVE TROUSER HAS NO TROUSER SNAKE

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL DUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
SHUT YOUR FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
hand up if you can move your neck more than an inch.
*raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
You hilarious bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
dont make me operate you like a glove puppet.
again..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
I shall just tut at you in a mildly peeved manner.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
I might just mutter 'Ttt.. kids, eh?' under my breath.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
Fuck off JMG, you idiot
meep! I don't mean it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
Oh no
I didn't mean what this post originally said :(
(I helped save b3ta! LC! lyk omg, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
HERE we go!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
No because Fluzzy is nice.
I just can't do it, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! LC! lyk omg, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
I didn't see it
let's hold hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
Well I do like hand-holding.
I think this is a better idea than being mean.
(I helped save b3ta! LC! lyk omg, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
Yay!
And once again, nice triumphs over nasty!
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
*makes pathetic 'waddaboutmeeee' sound *

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
Sod off! I already have hand-holding dibs.

(I helped save b3ta! LC! lyk omg, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
We each have two hands ...

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
ohmegosh.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
I'd like to hear from Jobe at this point.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
Woodside is a chippy little pinko
Who doesn't realise that the world isn't fair and the reason he can't get a job isn't because everyone is colluding against him.

He's just annoying and whiney.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
Mykeyboy used to be my best b3ta buddy
but whenever there is the possiblity of outrage on /talk his chubby ears prck up and he starts sniping in an attempt to drum up a good old fashioned flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
Robin Johnson is the kind of prick that thinks that being a smug know-it-all makes people think you are the second coming of Stephen Fry
when actually it makes you look like an arch-noob-pædophile bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
Sexface is an attention deprived nonce with the social skills of Ian Huntley
He is almost universally reviled here and thinks we are all laughing with him, when in reality we all think he's a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
Kersal Missive is the singularly most boring waste of a username.
PickleFairy comes close, but her sickening middle-England simplicity is so delightfully ignornant that everyone is able to enjoy her spasticated views on social wellfare, the jobless and the scroungers.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
Amorous Badger is a bleating /talk nazi, who despite banging the lunch thread alarm and complaining about stuff
contributes the sum total of fuck all to b3ta
He is also a grim little hunchback who thinks that having an enormous girlfirend makes him interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
Jam Master Geordie is a clitoris with a face
Whose under any other guise would be ridiculed as a boring repetetive troll. His incessant bleating under the pretence of not being like us just highlights his own social failings as he rises higher and higher up the b3ta stats pages like some sort of Martin O'Neill led Autism Villa.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
Friz is a try-hard comedian whose material fails becuase he cares too much abotu what people think
It's almost pitiable to watch him clinging to the attention that the 'fat face' meme brings him, when in reality the whole point of saying he had a fat face was to make him fuck off, becuase his face really is quite odd.
He looks like a badly drawn Dr Who.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
rnuk's totally pointless new threads are a pleasure to behold along with those of the Teviot Moose
a man who posts as though being one of the bankers too crap to be hated makes me lovable.

No it makes you a crap banker.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
I can't work out whether this puts me in a good light or not.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
I didn't realise you were a banker.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
Mongychops is Rathen's pet face-foetus
The two of them sit together in a filthy garret winding up noobs on hundreds of chatrooms whilst watching their lives drift by.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
Hankster needs to realise that listing the tedious minutæ of his life doesn't make us fancy him or feel sorry for him
It just makes us glad that we aren't him and don't come home to a cardboard flat in the middle of the shittest part of the country to post about how shit everyone else on a shit messageboard is.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
cr3 is a chinless self-important ponce
Who thinks that by having hair like Ronald McDonald's pubes people will think he's creative and doesn't care what people think when in fact if he genuinely didn't care, he wouldn't tell us all about how different and interesting his cocking life being a media cock is.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
The rest of you fucking cripples don't deserve a fucking cocking word.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
Whilst I agree with 90% of what you said.
I would die to defend your right to say it.

Piss funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
EPIC . KEEP GOING!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
Awww I wanted you to cuss me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
Sorry, but i did laugh at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
These are brilliant, but I like this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
I'm clicking on all of them.
I would like to see a popular page filled with it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
I think the one about me is a bit flimsy, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
he's having a shout at an internet persona.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
You're just upset because he hasn't humiliated you, yet!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
can you blame me?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
I look forward to your expose as a sexy killer in the News of the World, mind.
Then your climbing skills will be tested.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
ME NEXT ME NEXT!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
YOU ARE ACE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
WITH MORE BILE AND DERISION!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
and me!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
He's Eric Cartman.
The World of Warcraft episode sealed this, for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
You took it too far.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
I'm supping my diet coke and waiting for home time.
No doubt someone on public transport will annoy me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
Amorous Badger feeds beefburgers to swans.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
What's wrong with that?
It helps them float.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
DAN!
DAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
Religion is great.
Atheists just focus on the bad bits, whereas in general they provide a good set of moral guidelines and tell you how to be a jolly nice bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
A good starter for ten, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
Not only is the concept of good questionable in this case
but it's insulting to atheists everywhere, as it propagates the notion that without religion, you are an amoral monster with no sense of right or wrong.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
5 bonus points

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
atheists are cunts though.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
Of course we are
but then, we chose to be cunts of our own volition. We didn't need a beardy sky wizard to dictate what type of cuntery is best for us.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
you also don't need to mention that you don't need one

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
in the course of a justification of atheism
you kind of do, really.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
why would you need to justify not believing in something?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
you do if you want to convince someone who does believe not to.
but you don't have to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
I don't NEED to justify anything
In this case, I would be choosing to.

However, in this case, I didn't justify anything at all. I just made a statement, pointing out a difference between an atheist and a theist, which any fucking fool knows anyway.

Do you know, I'm starting to think that the words I type and see are different from whatever you lot see.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
so you don't justify it of your own volition, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
it's a comparison
it's therefore improved by, well, y'know, having something to compare with.

Jesus, you lot are getting hard work. You're worse than some of my students.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
can't i just not give a shit about whether god exists or not without having to pick a side?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
You could join the Unitarian church.
They had to reconsider their denominational status a while back when it turned out that a majority of their members were atheists.

I'm thinking of paying a visit to Edinburgh's Unitarian church some day.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
Nope, it's the school playground.
last one picked has to do cross-country in their pants.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
I resent the fact everyone is jealous of my mad skillz
they should learn to live with it
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
Tru dat playah !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)