she's like a horrific mish mash
of Julia Roberts and Cat Deeley melted together with caramel and icing sugar, wrapped in softening plastic and sold wholesale to young girls worldwide so that the next generation can grow into a new batch of eating disorders, personal complexes and internal loathing at their own blandness. She's a revolting specimen of all that's wrong with modern actresses. She has the sex appeal of frogspawn and the femininity of a building site, and I'd rather contract leprosy and break off my own knob than spend two minutes up her funnel.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

I love you

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

*fwaps*
( broadsword, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

The only part of Julia Roberts in her
is her mouth, and its only halfway there. It has the width, but not the thickness.
( turb0t, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

close enough
www.minnesotamonthly.com/media/Blogs/Style-File/July-2008/julia_roberts.jpg
images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/anne-hathaway/pictures/anne-hathaway-picture-6.jpg
www.highonhair.com/images/stories/hair/cat-deeley-hairstyle.jpg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

I need to go and get some tissues now :(

( turb0t, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

how about 1 min 30 secs
and you get to knock her back doors in?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

here here!

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)