if only
everything were so simple
( vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)

and what do
you mean by that, pray tell.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)

tries to think of polite way to mock gingers
unless your other friend is a girl? in which case let her have her.
( vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)