Fuck.
Why does this sort of stuff have to happen to me?

My friend and I both fancy the same person and we're talking on MSN about it. He's asked me if I'd be angry with him if he asked her out. If I say no I lose a girlfriend (possibly) if I say yes I lose a friend. I have a feeling she likes him better.

I don't expect you to care, so you can all meh or whatever.

/petty teenage angst blog
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)

whitestkids.com/video/blowup.mov
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:55, archived)

Pfft

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:57, archived)

Meh

( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:56, archived)

teh noob

( Ibstock, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)

I have decided to take you under my wing
And fend orf these bastards my padawan friend
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:00, archived)

you have wings?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)

And gills

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:02, archived)

and a big red baboons arse

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:12, archived)

Christ on a bike, 'fend orf'
you even type posh.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:02, archived)

You should meet Gizmo
He easily out-poshes me
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:03, archived)

And bums Benny more
readily......

You sir, are becoming surplus to requirements.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)

Rubbish
I occupy a niche
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:05, archived)

You occupy a
niece?

*cleans out earwax*
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)

I shall occupy all wimmin!
All wimmin!*

*except your two lovely daughters who are in fact sweetness and light
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:07, archived)

*has his way with trev's daughters*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:09, archived)

*prays for your eternal soul*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:10, archived)

There's a word for people like that.....

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:10, archived)

*does them in the bum*
*does it again*

What's that?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:14, archived)

Well put it this way
we used to send 'em to Australia.

;)
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:16, archived)

pfft

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)

Arf

Although that does change my perspective, and I hereby unbum your daughters. You have my apologies.

*bums you instead*
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:23, archived)

A rather large one, too

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)

eep!
*prepares anal guard*
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)

It's not just a teenage thing
ask Hankster.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:57, archived)

why not both ask her out at the same time
and let her decide.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:57, archived)

This

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)

Then she has to decide
and I don't want to pressure her like that.

And she probably likes him better.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)

Kill your friend.
Drug the girl, and hide her in your basement. Have your way with her whenever you want. Problem solved.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:02, archived)

with that attitude
you will never get a shag.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:03, archived)

this

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)

Just rape her
I mean who's ging to take the testimony of a woman seriously?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)

Unfortunately for me,
our local Judge.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)

hahah
i actually laughed out loud.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/599544
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)

is your friend ginger?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)

if only
everything were so simple
( vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)

and what do
you mean by that, pray tell.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)

tries to think of polite way to mock gingers
unless your other friend is a girl? in which case let her have her.
( vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:17, archived)

put yourself first!!
*selfish*
( Ibstock, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)

Nothing anyone says is going to be comforting to you,
so instead, I will take this opportunity to point out this:

news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38708000/jpg/_38708601_rabbit300.jpg
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)

echo







echo
( Ibstock, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:00, archived)

damn ninja deletions!
( Ibstock, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)

My mouse is teh uberspacker
and takes great pleasure in registering two clicks when I only actually click once.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)

damn frantic posting as we approach an entirely pointless milestone

/memories of year 2000
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/999826
www.b3ta.com/board/999841
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:07, archived)

rabbit pr0n!

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:01, archived)

It depends how much you feel for her (and him)
If you really love her, you wouldn't be asking us - You'd be asking her out right now.

All you have to lose is your pride, and that comes back soon enough.

It's your decision.
( Druid, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 21:02, archived)