GET IN!
This is the Titanic scene I've been waiting for.
Instead of playing the Violin with my band I'm just going to run around insulting fat people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

"HERE, I'VE FOUND ANOTHER TUGBOAT!"
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

What I've done, Rob. Is take your message of apocolypse and shared it with the masses of gasses.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post387261
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

ha ha oh god
b3ta is like a big load of puss on a acne ridden face
( rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'm here to cleanse.
A bit like Hitler but on the canny side.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

I tell you what JMG, Aberdeen has been banging on about this for AGES.
Perhaps you really are a bald, unemployed man living with his mum whilst running away with Esme after all?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

With Super Hacker skills and Phonesex.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

Don't forget about the homophobia.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)