hello hello
did we break meandr then?
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK
THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

HOW ABOUT POSTING A THREAD THAT MAKING FUCKING SENSE YOU CUNT.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

CAPS FIVE!

( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

I'm so angry right now I might start a lunch thread.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

Furious food!

( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

Even with my limited grasp of the English language
and of the internet, I can guess that something on the internet is not working and the Captain is querying whether someone here broke it.
( magnum, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

Que?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

I'm suggesting it makes sense
and there was no need for capitals. If we all blindly started mouthing off like a twat when we didn't understand something then we may as well start writing for the Mail.
( magnum, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

I bet you're a paedophile.
BAN THIS SICK FILTH

/getting my eye in for the Mail
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

Alright I'm obviously out of the ever-increasing loop on here.
Let's shut the doors like I protested for back when we were only at 30,000 users.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

The case for Gilgamesh's 'Old Skool' button grows stronger by the day JMG.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)

I'm JUST in that number
So you'd have to put up with me. HAH.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

better make it 10,000 then

( newg rum n coke, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

I'll still be banging on the glass window, muffled but still shouting

( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

Squadron best make that a Whopper have ultimately groomed these innocent spotties into their own fat friends.
It's incredibly poor internet, Badger.

A cull is in order. Alert the war courts and the nearest strippers.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

I liked this week's newsletter
"We asked you last week for your best puns.
Hopefully this means you won't clog up all the
other QOTW's with this shit in the future. "

I can only presume that this intro will be used next week as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

I think I might go ask them about the rumours of QOTW being shut down.
Please hold.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

no the rumours were /talk
and it's true. You've got 15 days. Clock is ticking.
( rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

OH NO
Now everything we post had better be TOP QUALITY to make the most of the remaining days.

....


...



......



shit.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

Will /talk hit 6 million posts before the shut down?
Will we finally find out who is the father of moohala's child?
Will JMG's long golden locks save the children from the well?

Stay tuned to find out!

*old organ plays "dun dun duuuuuuuun" bit*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

I think it'll make that today.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

It'll be closed down, and then in a year on /board
/links will awake with a start as /talk emerges from the shower.

"What a terrible dream I had" says /links. Fade to black.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

GET IN!
This is the Titanic scene I've been waiting for.
Instead of playing the Violin with my band I'm just going to run around insulting fat people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

"HERE, I'VE FOUND ANOTHER TUGBOAT!"
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

What I've done, Rob. Is take your message of apocolypse and shared it with the masses of gasses.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post387261
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

ha ha oh god
b3ta is like a big load of puss on a acne ridden face
( rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'm here to cleanse.
A bit like Hitler but on the canny side.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

I tell you what JMG, Aberdeen has been banging on about this for AGES.
Perhaps you really are a bald, unemployed man living with his mum whilst running away with Esme after all?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

With Super Hacker skills and Phonesex.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

Don't forget about the homophobia.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

4 digit user numbers JMG, 4 digits.

( SuperMatt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

There'd be mass outcry and blame thrown at me.
Which wouldn't be too different to a typical weekday on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

under 7500 i reckon.
agreed?
( newg rum n coke, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

But above 7250

( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

under 7650

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

UNDER 24604, I say!

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

why not
7335.65?
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

but then I would have nowhere to go for my weekly dose of jewellery made of poop
(newsletter linked to a site which worked when i first clicked it and died five minutes later)
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

BAN EVERYONE

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

I don't know since I haven't been there
This thread is not relevant to my interests.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

What?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

I don't know
it stopped working ten minutes after being linked in the b3ta newsletter.

either we stampeded it or I am like one of those pigeons that stand on one foot all day because they happened to be standing on one foot when the first random food pellet showed up.
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

It doesn't like, it hates you, it says you killed it's muffa.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

I did not even get to try it out properly :(

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

who is this 'we' you speak of?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

did we break meandr then?

I'm in a place called vertigo
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

...are you.
...?
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

oh

( well, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

This one still works
www.meandr-com.ru/
( M o D, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

ouch
electronics are so awkward to pronounce in Russian.

рофл!
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

Red Nose day is shit.

( Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)