No dude
the eagles were good they only went to Mordor to save Frodo and Sam.

Save them from their homosexual lust
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

Nasty hobbitses
right up the shitter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

One ring to rule them all
etc
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

You could create a hell of a niche-porn cluster-fuck
"seven rings for the dwarven kings"

etc.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)