had a wank over the lingerie section in the kays catalogue
that sad enough
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

Surely most teenage boys have done that?
I've probably done it in the last couple of years!
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

I think the age of catalogue wanking died with the widespread availability of broadband

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

This is true
But desperate times call for desperate measures.

I'm pretty sure I've cracked one out over lorraine kelly when I didn't have skysports and therefore that Oz Exercise thing.

(Pre broadband times)
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

Lorraine Kelly
Sick, sick, sick bastard.

:(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

2002 FTW

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

my point exactly

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)